Sunday, September 16, 2007

Peeing accident

Unfortunately I'm not talking about Miss O - I'm talking about myself...yes myself. So Friday night I went to my MOPS steering team retreat at Spring Hill Inn. I was up until 5 AM and had to get up 2 1/2 hours later. After checking out of the Inn some of us girls went to MI City to shop all day. Aimee and I ended up going to Target in Valpo on our way home sometime around 3:30 (maybe). At that point I was starting to feel the side effects from staying up so late and only sleeping 2 1/2 hours, but what I did next was really crazy. I went to the restroom to pee, shut and locked the door, dropped my pants and assumed the squat. The only problem was that I was nowhere near the toilet...and I couldn't stop or move! I made the biggest puddle on the floor and managed to get some on my pants because I tried to move. I was dying laughing...I've peed my pants before (thanks mom) but never like this!!
Now I know what they mean when they say driving while tired is just as bad as driving while drunk because by about 6 PM Saturday night I was so exhausted that I really felt like I was intoxicated.


Aimee said...

O.K. - so you told me to stop being a lurker, so I'll stop.

You also didn't tell me that you got pee on your pants! You just told me you peed on the floor! HILARIOUS!!

I had a lot of fun - can't wait to post the picture of you on my blog - I gotta get it from Mel!

Mommy Brain said...

ROFLMAO!!!! My sides hurt from laughing!!! Your so honest! I hope you had a good time at the retreat!

mommy to an angel said...

I did leave out the pants part because it didn't occur to me until after I tried on clothes...then I was really embarrassed :-) What can you do though!!

Melanie said...

OH MY GOSH! I am cracking up over here all by myself! You are a riot!!!!

There, I more lurking from me either! :)

Jen said...

Wow. Y'all save the wine and peeing for when I leave. I'm hurt.