Saturday, August 18, 2007

Can I plea insanity for jury duty?

So I have been summoned for jury duty starting on Monday, Auguest 20th. I've tried to get out of this so many keeps finding me though. I have nothing else I can do, but show up Monday for my civil duties.
What defending attorney wouldn't want a hormonal private investigator with a criminal justice BS degree? I should be home by lunch time on Monday! If not, there's gonna be trouble! I mean how in the hell am I going to be able to render a rational and impartial verdict with the mood swings I've had lately?

1 comment:

Jen said...

Just keep telling the voices in your head to shut up. Seems to work.