30 hasn't been so bad, until...

I went to the license branch yesterday to renew my expired license. I had to hand over the license from 5 years ago when I was a young, hot, blond chic about 60# lighter for a picture of a fat, swollen, bloated old fart picture! This totally isn't fair. I think I'm going to have to "loose" the new license in a year to get a better picture - I can't actually show this to anyone! It's horrible!! First of all, the camera is about waist high, so you have to look down - everyone knows that when you look down at a camera you automatically add one chin to the chins you already have! And then, I thought the lady was going to tell me that she needed to take it again because I felt like my eyes were closed, but she didn't say anything - then when I got the license, my eyes were half closed. My face is fat and swollen and I just look horrible. I think this is when turning 30 finally hit me. I am no longer the young, hot, blond chic on my old license :-(

AND why in the hell do they have to charge me a $5 late fee? My license expired on my birthday which was Monday - the license branch was closed on Monday!! I went the following day and I get hit with a $5 late fee - is it any skin off their back that I came in the next day? What in the hell does the $5 go to, it didn't cost them anything that I came in a day late - they didn't loose out on anything. I swear, they will charge you for anything!! I should write them a letter - right Leenie? Oh, no, listen to me, I even sound like I'm 30! I'm the old fart complaining about the license branch, their policies and threatening to write a letter - Aahhhh!